kate lý johnston

… is an actress, writer, singer, trumpet player (not amazingly), pole dancer (just for fun), ""producer"" (isn't everyone?), puzzle maker (amateur level), and whatever else she feels like doing on any given day. She studied journalism, film, and musical theatre at the University of Southern California, where she played (3rd) trumpet in the Spirit of Troy marching band. She used to give Hollywood bus tours for TMZ, and spent a year of her life singing on cruise ships. Thankfully she made it back to land and is now based in Los Angeles, as a proud mother to five Tamagotchis.

 

testimonials

Most likely to get detained in the field
— superlative award from USC journalism school
Your voice is like a bamboo in the wind
— a director whose name i forget (sorry)
You should not have passed today, but I know this is your fourth time, so I’m going to give you your license
— culver city dmv worker
Kate, you should have your own show called ‘random news’
— USC journalism professor
I have a theory you’re always performing
— another USC professor